Midgets aren't People

You ever get that feeling that you're the shortest person in the room, and everyone is makin fun of you? Well you aren't the only person that feels like that. Midgets are also useless in this world. There is only a few reasons they are needed. One is to fulfill fantasies that usually fat men have about tiny people. I'm talkin about sex...midget sex. I know, it sounds absolutely disgusting. I can barely stand to look at such hideous creatures with clothes on, but when you take their clothes off, and they start going at it like two little jelly beans...that's when I about lose my lunch. Just think of what this world would be like without them...hmmmmmm...I think it would be absolutely off the hook. You wouldn't have to worry about walkin around and maybe stepping on somebody who doesn't even really matter in the first place. I don't know about you, but that sounds d light full. And what's up with their HUGE heads. I mean its like their mom had them come out of her vagina (just the head) for about 5 years. Then she gave birth to the rest of the body. It honestly doesn't make sense.
If you think about it no movies even tell the truth about these basic figments of our imagination. Snow White's life must've sucked...no wonder she ate that poisonous apple. I mean seriously...the man who wrote this gay ass movie must've been a midget because he obviously didn't think when he gave those worthless bastards these nicknames: Doc, Happy, Bashful, Sneezy, Sleepy, Grumpy, and Dopey...those aren't the names those things deserve. They deserve names more like Shorty, Ugly, Midgety, Worthlessy, and Kirky. I know I left two names out, but I just don't care about these animals enough to name them.
Can you imagine the hardship these mini-monster's parents go through? You probably haven't heard anything about that because once they find out their child is going to look like Stewie Griffin for life, they quickly kill themselves. I understand why they do it. I would probably/definitely do it too.
If there was only something these things could do to make themselves worthy of life then I think they would be more accepted in society. I'm going to throw some ideas out there for them.
1) They could grow taller.
2) They could go back to their planet Mars.
3) They could stop making such disgusting videos.
4) Wee Man could act like he doesn't exist on the show Jackass.
5) They could walk around in stilts all the time.

That's really all I can think of when it comes to midgets fitting in. In reality none of this really matters because lets face it...and I'm saying this in the nicest way possible...I don't care for them. Okay screw being nice...I really really don't care for them.

Before I call this blog quits...I'm just gonna let everyone know that if they are totally offended by the things I write, then they can just tell me and I'll come poke their eyes out...which brings me to another thing about midgets...every time I see a midget, I want to poke my own eyes out.

Now I'm going to leave you with this.
Life's a bitch, but that's better than life being a midget.